EXO Timeline with Commentary
Teaser 1: December 21 2011
Song: My Lady
Member: Kai
(Does not include track title or group name in beginning and clothes just be flying off Kai.)
Teaser 2: December 26 2011
Song: Time Control
Members: Kai and Luhan
(I wanted to be able to click my heels that effortlessly)
Teaser 3: December 27 2011
Song: Metal
Member: Tao
(when the ninja made you realize this was not going to be an ordinary group. *Wushu stick*)
Teaser 4: December 29 2011
Song: My Lady
Member: Kai
(The “one take version” of the very first teaser. Do we mind the repeat? Nope, Kai is dancing and DO is singing about chocolate. We’re all good here. And can we get some ice for Kai? Looks like that last move hurt him)
Teaser5: January 2 2012
Song: Machine
Member: Kai
(Fringed. Shirt. Ermahgerd. Kinda sad the full track titled “Machine” did not sound ANYTHING like the teaser.)
Teaser 6: January 5 2012
Song: Lightsaber
Member: Kai
(Love this song! and His Dance! And his hoodie!! I’d love a full track of this just instrumental even.)
Teaser 7: January 9 2012
Song: Run & Gun
Members: Kai and Sehun
(NIPS!)
Teaser 8: January 10 2012
Song: Black Pearl
Member: Sehun
(Why did they use Sehun with the Water instead of Baekhyun since he’s the water symbol thingie dude?)
Teaser 9: January 11 2012
Song: Angel/Into your world
Members: Sehun and Luhan
(Road trip to the eclipse. Makes Sense)
Teaser 10: January 16
Song: Phoenix
Member: Lay
(Lay’s dancing was flawless but again, the Phoenix is Chanyeol, y’nam sayin?)
Teaser 11: January 24 2012
Song: Let Out the Beast
Members: Kai and Xiumin
(Who is in the cars?)
Teaser 12: January 26 2012
Song: Two Moons
Members: Kai and Lay
(You may have noticed crotch grabbing dance moves are prolific by now. That and whY WASN’T THIS VERSION OF TWO MOONS RELEASED? WHY DID THEY ALMOST TOTALLY REDO IT AND TAKE OUT THE ‘ROLL LIKE A BUFFALO’???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)
Released Single of “What Is Love” sung by DO and Baekhyun
January 29 2012 for the Music video
January 30 2012 for the iTunes track.
Teaser 13: February 6 2012
Song: What Is Love
Member: Sehun
(The dance on the chair was hawt)
Teaser 14: February 9 2012
Song: What is Love
Member: Kai
(Oh you thought Sehun dancing on a chair was hawt? Here is Kai dancing with a hat and jacket, I hope your ovaries can grow back.)
Teaser 15: February 13 2012
Song: Metal
Member: Tao
(The Ninja is back. This time with a butt load of Tassels, a poncho and real enemies.)
Teaser 16: February 14 2012
Song: Reflection 1 performed by Song Kwangsik
Members: Suho and DO
(Here is what Wikipedia has to say about this Kwangsik:Song Kwang-sik is a pianist, working both as a recording and studio artist signed under the label of SM Entertainment. He has released two solo albums and have worked in several collaboration albums by SM Town, many soundtracks, scores and musicals.
He also shares my birthday of March 22! Woowoo)
Teaser 17: February 15 2012
Song: Angel/Into Your World
Member: Kris
(Ayo Whattup Kreeees? He’s a Dragon, he can fly.)
Teaser 18: February 16 2012
Song: Emergency
Member: Kai
(His little Hep Hap/Prisoner outfit was a bit odd, some of the dance moves too but it still made you drool. Admit it. Go watch it, look at his face at like 0:52 seconds in and tell me you did not feel anything.)
Teaser 19: February 21 2012
Song: Beautiful
Members: Lay, Chen and Baekhyun
(Duuuude I love that song! The long piece of hair on the back of Lay’s head bugged me, like HELLOO STYLIST NOONA YOU SHOULDA BEEN ON DAT. But then we had that close up on his gorgeous eye and all was well in the world again.)
Teaser 20: February 22 2012
Song: El Dorado
Member: Chanyeol
(All the little symbolie thingies. It’s Suho’s symbol on the rock. And that close up on his adorable head nod, SQUEE!!)
Teaser 21: February 28 2012
Song: Baby Don’t Cry
Member: Kai
(I think this is the most wanted full track in the history of ever.)
Teaser 22: February 29 2012
Song: Angel/Into Your World
Members: Sehun and Lay
(Nobody knows what is wall and what is floor. Lay lookin flawless and junk.)
Teaser 23: March 1 2012
Song: Angel/Into Your World
Members: it says Kai but everyone is in it
(Ok guys. I watched all the teasers to write down the dates they were released and when I got to this one I was crying legit tears)
March 9 2012 Single “History” released.
April 8 2012 Single “MAMA” released.
April 9 2012 MAMA mini album released including tracks
What Is Love
History
MAMA
Angel
Two Moons
Machine
Tracks that remain unreleased: 12
(A * marks songs with singing, and a ^ has words but it’s not legit singing, the others are just instrumental in the teaser)
My Lady*
Time Control^
Metal
Lightsaber
Run & Gun^
Black Pearl
Phoenix
Let Out the Beast^
Emergency
Beautiful*
El Dorado
Baby Don’t cry***********************
OK! So from December 21 2011 to March 1 2012 SM teased the heck out of us and only let out one song in January. Then two more singles and then a mini album that only had three “new” tracks on it.
In a nutshell, from December 21 2011 we’ve only gotten 6 songs from EXO.
6 songs to cover 1 year, 4 months, 26 days as of May 16 2013
Ow, calculating that gave me severe chest pains. Currently it’s May 17 right now since I am writing at 1:12 am and EXO is supposed to have a teaser (OH DEAR GOD THE TEASERS BEGIN AGAIN!! WHAT if it lasts 3 months again? *vomits*) released today.
Here is hoping we don’t get trolled.
A group hug to all the EXOtics that made it this far.
